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Dog property rules

  1. If I like it, it’s mine.
  2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
  3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
  4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
  5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
  6. If it looks like mine, it’s mine.
  7. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
  8. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
  9. If it’s broken, and you’re angry, it’s yours and I haven’t touched it.

From: Going Bonkers?

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