- If I like it, it’s mine.
- If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
- If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
- If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
- If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
- If it looks like mine, it’s mine.
- If I saw it first, it’s mine.
- If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
- If it’s broken, and you’re angry, it’s yours and I haven’t touched it.
From: Going Bonkers?